Octopodes that are Classy As Fuck! And yes the plural of "Octopus" is "Octopodes."Google it.I'm Mateo, 17, I have freckles, I'm Asian, and insert words that pertain to me here.

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instabetes:

saw some cool URL in my feed, had to draw this. shoutout to classyoctopodes for making me giggle and then doodle.

ilovecoffeeandcats asked: No but really it's annoying me please change it

Bruh.

ilovecoffeeandcats asked: I hate you.

I love you too.

ilovecoffeeandcats asked: UR A FUCKIN NERD GO AWAY UGH

Come on bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh come on.
Bruh.

ilovecoffeeandcats asked: It still says you're sixteen in your description >_< also I can't believe you reblogged that post from me I'm so ashamed

Bruh.

ilovecoffeeandcats:

dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

well that’s why his sack is so big he only comes once a year

how to kiss

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

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[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

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[step 3] move in for the kill

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I’m crying omg

ynnuf:

You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything