Octopodes that are Classy As Fuck! And yes the plural of "Octopus" is "Octopodes."Google it.I'm Mateo, 17, I have freckles, I'm Asian, and insert words that pertain to me here.
saw some cool URL in my feed, had to draw this. shoutout to classyoctopodes for making me giggle and then doodle.
I love you too.
Come on bruh.
Bruh come on.
*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
well that’s why his sack is so big he only comes once a year
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
I’m crying omg
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
this is funny
like really, really funny
My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.
a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything